dumbest customer ever
This one time, I was working at a gas station in the Midwest. A woman came in complaining about a gas pump malfunctioning. A coworker went out to investigate, and came back in laughing. Turns out her gas tank was full. As she tried to pump, gas was flowing down the side of her car.
She spilled about 50¢ worth of gas in the process. She did not pay for it.
